People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework
in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.
so i guess i wont do my homework
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DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN AUDIO LIMBO
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the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
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accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
bonèr
Chlàmydîa
gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm
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This kid was born for politics.
This happened at my school and some bitch write on it “its a water fountain…” The next day there was a second sign that said “this is what we call a joke” and that reaction picture
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If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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